One night at cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the buffalo theory to his pal
Norm. Well ya see Norm, it's like this: A herd of buffalo can only move as
fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest at the back that get killed first. This natural selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells. But, naturally, it attacks the weakest and slowest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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