Ето ви ясни критерий за това кой е пристрастен към Парапланеризма.
Пускам го на Английски, ако иска някой по грамотен може да го преведе.
You know that you are addicted to Paragliding when
you do 1/3 from the following list:
1. People show you pictures of their vacation and you comment on the "`nice clouds".
2.You drive around with your glider in your car "Just in case it gets good".
3.You own at least 3 paragliding T-shirts.
4.The first question you ask on a date is "Do you drive?"
5.The word "Penetration" loses it's sexual connotation.
6.Sex is something you do when it's not soarable.
7.You manage to steer the conversation to paragliding and thermalling at any party.
8.The only people who stay at your house are either pilots, or soon become pilots.
9.You start "pulling brake" when your alarm clock beeps.
10.Your glider rack is permanently on your truck.
11.You know the name of every peak within 100 miles of your home.
12.You'll watch an hour long crummy show because there's a 10 sec. shot of paragliding
in it.
13.You think nothing of driving 10 hrs to the mountain but grumble constantly about
driving 4 minutes to work.
14.Your dog's name is `Rotor' and your cat's `sink'.
15.You incorporate PG jargon into everyday speech.
16.You would drive 3+ hours to a site wishing the weather forecast is wrong.
17.You arrange your office so that you can permanently watch the company's flag from
your window.
18.When you're not flying, you're on the
www.skyhike.free.bg Internet site.
19.The largest folder on your hard drive is named Paragliding.
20.You check your e-mail more than twice a day.
21.You know more about the weather predictions than the weatherman on TV.
22.You wear a casio altimeter watch, instead of a Swatch watch.
23.You are consistantly breaking speed limits to get to your Site.
24.Your driving becomes erratic as you look for clouds develop and thermalling birds.
25.You make your dad drive for you on his first visit after bypass surgery.
26.The sight of a dust devil gives you a pit in your stomach.
27.You hang in your harness and watch TV
28.You pay more attention to the wind noise than to the person talking to you.